Chuck Norris
Today was my first time to ever go to a UT football game, ever. Yes, up
until today, I had never seen the Longhorns play in person at DKR. And
come to think of it, the last year or two has been one of many "firsts".
If you look back at previous posts, you'll see what I mean. Anyways, the
game was pretty fun to watch. Being there with 80000 fans is a pretty
unique experience. Except for the burning hot sun, everything was mind
blowing.
However, I will say that there was only one thing that
made the day completely worthwhile. It wasn't seeing the Longhorns play
live. It wasn't the world's (3rd) largest jumbotron. It wasn't being
with 80000 people decked out in burnt orange. Nor was the relief of
seeing UT noob Colt McCoy perform well on his first game day.
It
was Chuck Norris.
Yes. Chuck "roundhouse kick" Norris was on the
field today at the University of Texas. No idea why he was there, but
who cares. It's Chuck Norris: the epitome of all things manly. Chuck
Norris ended up on the Godzillatron multiple times with much applause
and cheering. As he was leaving, he walked by our section and gave the
"hook-em" sign to everyone.
Did you know? Chuck Norris
and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that
level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
OR, it
takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


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